Coffee For The Morning Impaired Mug
Some mornings require more than motivation — they require coffee.
The Coffee For The Morning Impaired Mug is made for those slow starts, bleary eyes, and pre-caffeine silence.
Crafted from durable ceramic with a comfortable handle, this mug is perfect for home offices, kitchen counters, and work desks everywhere. Whether you’re facing a Monday morning or surviving January fatigue, this mug says exactly what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.
Why you’ll love it:
• Made from sturdy ceramic for everyday use
• Dishwasher and microwave safe for convenience
• Comfortable size for generous coffee pours
• A humorous, relatable design that makes a perfect gift
Ideal for coffee lovers, office humour fans, and anyone who isn’t fully human until their first cup.
☕ Because mornings are hard — coffee helps.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.27″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Nautilus Designs
- Email: contact@support.nautilusdesigns.uk
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. Meets the lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
11 oz
- Height: 3.79″ (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.27″ (8.3 cm)
15 oz
- Height: 4.69″ (11.9cm)
- Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.